Every year, the college celebrates the birthday of John Calvin on or around July 10. This tradition includes a two-minute lecture given by "John Calvin" followed by cake and punch.
The Story Behind the Tradition
If the typical view of John Calvin is one of a serious, humorless man, the beginnings of the tradition to celebrate his birthday are quite the opposite. It all started with two unlikely objects: the July 10, 1959 edition of the Banner and an office door in the Spoelhof Center, both of which belonged to former vice president for advancement Peter Vande Guchte. Strangely enough, it looked as if there were two faces on the door, and not just any faces. "In the woodwork on the door you could see the profile of John Calvin,” said Vande Guchte. John Calvin could also be seen on the cover of the 1959 Banner that commemorated the reformer’s 450th birthday.
Vande Gutche’s then administrative assistant Diane Vander Pol, happened to see the edition in her boss’s files and through conversation discovered that they both shared a birthday with the reformer. "I remember seeing that edition of the Banner when I was a little girl and realizing for the first time that I had the same birthday as John Calvin,” Vander Pol said. It was then that she decided to play a little prank on her boss. On July 10 she decorated his office door to show two profiles, one of John Calvin and one of Vande Guchte—they were wishing each other a happy birthday. After that, the vice president and assistant team had a great idea. "We thought, John Calvin’s birthday is July 10. We’ll throw a birthday party every year and wink at each other because we’ll know that the party is really for us,” said Vande Guchte.
The first birthday party, celebrated by a small group of development staff, is thought to have happened in the summer of 1982. "The first parties were really impromptu and one of them almost didn’t happen because we forgot to order cake! Thankfully, food services made a cake anyway and bailed us out!” said Vander Pol. Soon the annual party evolved into a campus-wide celebration and institutional tradition.
Vander Pol created a corduroy hat patterned after the hat worn by John Calvin in some of his most famous portraits and, along with Vande Guchte, bestowed it upon a “two-minute lecturer,” a professor or staff person asked to give a short, humorous speech during the celebration. "I was a bit of a clown, so we made a real ceremony of the cap and robe donning,” said Vande Guchte. Howard Rienstra, the director of the Meeter Center from 1983–1986, was the first to receive the John Calvin hat and give a two-minute lecture. In 1985, Marion Battles, then program director for the Meeter Center, gave the second two-minute lecture, a satirical news report playing on several controversial topics. "John Calvin has found the missing link in the evolutionary chain. Now—what is the missing link? It’s woman!” she said before reading a portion of Calvin’s sermon on 1 Timothy 2:12–14.
One year, soon after the John Calvin birthday parties began, alumni and public relations director Mike Van Denend recalls there being a great rush of sound on the Spoelhof Center patio heralding the reformer’s special day. It was Vande Gutche’s new assistant (Vander Pol had assumed the role of documents librarian at the Hekman Library), playing the sound of jets flying overhead on a keyboard through a set of speakers. Everyone thought that jets had really been hired to fly overhead for the party, said Vande Gutche with a laugh.
In the late 1980s, Van Denend and the alumni office assumed the role of planning the birthday parties for John Calvin and more and more people came to celebrate the occasion. Alumni and their families attended the party as it coincided with Summerfest, an event that brought Calvin graduates back to campus for classes and other activities in the late 1980s and 1990s. In more recent years, visiting scholars from the Seminars in Christian Scholarship have added between 40 and 60 more guests to the crowd.
Today the birthday celebration continues on the strength of tradition, and, as professor emeritus and former two-minute lecturer Harry Boonstra said, on the strength of the Calvin community’s love for cake and punch.